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Fridley Senior News
Fridley Recreation Department
571 -3450
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Bali Hai
COME JOIN US AT THIS POLYNESIAN PARADISE . LEAVE WINTER BEHIND
AND EMBARK ON AN ADVENTURE TO A TROPICAL ISLAND OF YOUR DREA11S .
THE MENU FOR THE DAY INCLUDES A COMBINATION MEAL OF RIBS, CHICKEN
FINGERS, FRIED RICE, VEGETABLES, WHITE RICE AND TEA . A CASH BAR
WILL BE AVAILABLE FOR SPECIAL SOUTH SEA BEVERAGES AND A POLYNESIAN
FLOOR SHOW WILL DELIGHT US AFTER LUNCH .
THURSDAY, APRIL 241 1086
11 :00 A .M. - DEPART FROM ST . WILLIAMS CHURCH
(VILLAGE GREEN PICK-UP AT 11 :05)
11:30 A .M . - ARRIVE AT BALI HAI
3 :00 P .M. - RETURN TO ST . 141 LLIAMS CHURCH (A:PPROXIMATE)
COST : $17 . 75 PER PERSON - INCLUDES LUNCH, FLOORSHOW, AND
DELUXE MOTORCOACH TRANSPORTATION .
REGISTRATION : F•RIDLEY RESIDENTS *MAY REGISTER FOR THIS TRIP ON
NARCH: 31" AT 8:00 AM AT THE FRIDLEY RECREATION OFFICE
ICON-RESIDENT REGISTRATION BEGINS ON APRIL % .
PAYMENT MUST ACCOMPANY ALL REGISTRATIONS . MIAIL IN
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SENIOR SHOPPING 500 CLUB
Transportation is provided to Holiday A 500 card club meets on Wednesdays in the
Warehouse each Wednesday afternoon of the Community Education Center's Room 10. Novice
month and to Target the second Tuesday of the and experienced players are encouraged to
month. The bus will leave the Congregate attend. The session is held on Wednesdays
Dining site at 12:30 p.m. on Target days and from 1.00 to 3.30 p.m.
home pick-up will begin at approximately
12:45. CRIBBAGE
Thanks to the generosity of the Lions Club, Every Friday from 1:00 to 3:30 p.m. seniors
there is no charge for this program. For a are invited to play the delightful game of
bus reservation, call 571-3450, extension cribbage at the Community Education Center.
122. Join in the Fun!
A recent addition to the Senior Shopping
Program is Northtown/Bob's Produce on the 1st TAX AIDE PRQMM
Thursday of each month. The bus will leave
the Senior Nutrition site at 12 : 30 p.m. Free tax assistance for seniors is being
Shopping at Northtown will be f r om offered by volunteers from AARP, RSVP and
approximately 1:00 - 3:00 p.m. ending the VITA every Wednesday morning from 9:00 a.m.
trip with Bob' s Produce & specials for to 12:00 noon at City Hall February 5 - April
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FRIDLEY SENIOR NUTRITION PROGRAM Please bring with you:
Hot meals are served Monday through Friday at * Tax forms you have received
12:00 noon in the gymnasium of the Community * W-2
Education Center. Everyone under the age of * Interest statements
60 is asked to pay $2.50 - all others are ,* S* Real estate tax statement
requested to make donations. Menus are AP % * Copy of last year's return
published weekly in the Sun Newspaper and �}� * Record of other income, social
Star and Tribune. Reservations must be made security, etc.
at least two work days in advance. To place * List of deductions
your reservations, please call 571-6085
between 10:00 a.m. and 2:00 p.m. For more If you have the proper CRP forms already,
information, call 546-3242. bring them and the renter or home tax credit
SENIOR TRANSPORT information can be completed also.
Transportation is provided to the Fridley THEATER CLUB
Senior Dining site. Anyone wishing to ride
the bus to dining must notify Connie two A group of seniors who are interested in
working days in advance. Calls should be attending local performances and assisting
directed to 571-3450, extension 122, Monday local community and school theater groups.
through Friday, between 8:30 a.m. and 10:00 An excellent opportunity to enjoy the high
a.m. A 50 cent round trip fare will be quality of our local theater group
charged. performances. Meets the 2nd Tuesday of the
MONTHLY BLOOD PRESSURE TESTS month 1:30 p.m. at the City Hall Community
Room II.
Free blood pressure tests are offered at the
Community Education Center, Room 10, 6085 7th HOUSING OPTIONS FOR SENIORS
Street. The April schedule is:
Tuesday, April. 1. . . . .. . . ..11:30-12:00 Noon The Metro Council has published a "Consumers
Thursday, April. 17. . . . .. . . .12:30-1:15 p.m. Guide to Housing Options" for Older People".
Remember high blood pressure has no symptoms It can be purchased for $350 by calling
to warn of its presence. Regular check-ups 291-6464. They also have a Consumers Guide
are necessary for detection. to Nurshing Homes for $3.50. Copies of
these may also be in the local libraries.
PARTY WHIST
Every Thursday from 1 :00 to 3:30 p.m. , all
seniors are invited to play whist or just
socialize at the Community Education Center.
A donation of 25 cents is requested. Get out
and join us for an afternoon of fun.
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COME ENJOY A SPECTACULAR VIEW FROM THE CLUB hOUSE AND SAVOR
ITS CULINARY DELIGHTS .
WE WILL HAVE FREE TIME TO WANDER ABOUT THE FACILITY AND VIEW
THE ROCKIES AND THEIR HORSES ,
READING MATERIAL WILL BE PROVIDED ON THE BUS WITH VITAL IN—
FORMATION ON HORSE RACING {
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WHEN : WEDNESDAY, 11AY 7, 1086
1 : 30 P , M , — DEPART FROM ST . WILLIAMS CHURCH
(VILLIAGE GREEN PICK—UP AT 1 : 35)
2 : 30 P ,M , — ARRIVE AT CANTERBURY DOWNS
9 : 15 P ,M , — RETURN TO ST , WILLIAMS CHURCH (APPROXIMATE)
COST : $16 ,00 PER PERSON — INCLUDES RACETRACK ADMISSION,
CLUB HOUSE SEATING, AND
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REGISTRATION : FRIDLEY RESIDENTS *MAY REGISTER FOR THIS TRIP ON
APRIL 7 AT 8 :00 AM AT THE FRIDLEY RECREATION
OFFICE , NON—RESIDENT REGISTRATION BEGINS ON
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SENIORCIZE SWEATSHIRT CREATIONS
Designed to increase flexibility, strength Create a signature sweatshirt! One that has
and endurance without over exertion by chair you written all over it. Basics in applique
exercises and walking. Add years to your and collar designs will be taught.
life and life to those years. Class will be
offered two times a week and participants are WHEN: Mondays, beginning May 5 for
encouraged to attend once or twice. 3 weeks 6:30 - 8:30 p.m.
WHEN: Mondays - 10:00 a.m. % � LOCATION: Community Education Center
(Community Education Center)
Wednesdays - 10:00 a.m. �j� COST: $10.00
(Community Education Center)
Beginning April 21 for 6 weeksW INK AND SCRUB WITH OILS
COST: $7.50
Learn this new pen-and-ink method highlighted
CQMMI Y GARDM with color by the use of scrub oils. This
newest and easiest painting technique makes
Rent a garden plot in the Fridley Community great quick gifts. A sample of the class
Garden in Locke Park, immediately east of the projects will be on display during
City Garage. Plots are 15 by 20 feet. registration.
Weather permitting, the gardens should be
available for use by April 15th. Open WHEN: Mondays, beginning April 21
Registration begins April 7, 1986. Rental for 2 weeks, 7:00 - 8:30 p.m.
cost is $12.00 per person with a senior
citizen rate of $8.00. LOCATION: Community Education Center
TRACING YOUR FAMILY TREE COST: $7.50 ($10 material fee paid
at the first class meeting.)
Learn how to trace your family tree and
history to pass on to your children and SPRING PHOTO CO w
grandchildren. A basic how-to-class with
recommendations on books and materials to A picture is worth a 1000 words . Tell us
make the job easier. what recreation means to you and your family
in our city-wide amatuer photo contest. All
WHEN: Thursdays, 12:30 p.m.-2:00 p.m. ages are encouraged to submit photographs in
beginning April 24th for 6 weeks the following categories:
LOCATION: Community Education Center 1. Colored prints (mounted 5" x 711
)
2. Black and white prints (mounted 5" x 7")
COST: $6.00 3. Snapshots (colored or black-and-white,
drugstore type processing)
MACHINE KNITTING: THE BASICS a. Children - under 14
b. Adults - 15 and older
Do you have a knitting machine (Japanese)
that you're not quite sure about? Come to Deadline for entries is Thursday, May 15th at
our class and learn the basics to main bed 5:00 p.m. Contestants may enter up to 3
knitting - casting on, binding off, short photographs. Entries will be judged on
rowing, and mock ribbing. You'll learn by subject material relevancy, originally,
making booties, stocking caps, all the way to composition, reproductive quality and overall
a basic sweater. appearance.
Winning photographs (1st, 2nd, 3rd in each
WHEN: Thursdays, beginning April 17 category and/or division) will be displayed
for 6 weeks, 6:30 - 8:30 p.m. at the Fridley State Bank, May 22 - June 2,
1986- 1st Place entries will be published in
LOCATION: Community Education Center the Focus newspaper and be featured on the
cover of an upcoming Recreation Department
COST: $15.00 brochure.
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SENIOR CALLIGRAPHY 00 THEATER CLUB
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Calligraphy for Seniors, now appy g On Sunday February 23 six members of the
third year at the Senior Center, will have a ,j• Theater Club attended the program of Chinese
new format. Instead of bi-monthly classes it ; Acrobatic Artists performing at Orchestra
will become a Calligraphy Club and will meet �. Hall. These very fine performers combined
on the first Tuesday of each month. The balance, acrobatic ability, physical
time will be 10:30 a.m. in Room 7 at the endurance, intrigue, magic and beauty to make
Community Education and Senior Center. For an afternoon visit to their creative setting
those wanting instruction there will be two W a pleasant venture. Seniors who attended
months, April and October, set aside for whole heartedly expressed their satisfaction
beginners or people who want brush-up with the show.
lessons. For more information call 571-6000
Ext. 222 ask for Char or 786- 0890 - Bill. iT On the following Thursday - Feb. 27, nine
The club meetings will be very informal and , members of the Theater Club traveled to North
not necessarily limited to writing. �� Hennepin Community College where they saw,
"Dark of the Moon." The play, put on by
ARTICLES ON AGING students at the College, was set in the South
„( and concerned a witch man turned human and
In the Star and Tribune Sunday paper there is the problems he encountered with his new
a section called Variety which deals with life. There was an underlying story behind
many humanistic activities. A section on the spoken words which almost made it seem as
aging authorized by UCLA Gerontology Center, though the audience was viewing two shows in
answers questions that concern older people one. The acting was good and price was
and their families. A lot of very useful right.
information is offered. A recent issue +�� -
included data on wills, a survey report on SENIOR CENTER WEEK UPDATE
medications and babysitting problems that
some retirees often face. It's worth a look. ID
National Senior Centers Week is celebrated
annually as a part of Older American Month in
CHORALAIRES CHARM SENIORS May. This year Senior Centers Week is May
11-17. The theme of Older Americans Month is
Resting on their laurels, and occassionally1:'No
j. "Plan to Live the Rest of your Life." and for
on chairs, the Choralaires of Anoka, a group -0, Centers Week a continuation of last years
of young seniors (well, they were in 1940) �• theme "Senior Centers are Wellness Centers."
sang modern songs (also of 1940) . Refusing
to believe that the singing voice doesn't
respond beyond a certain age in life, these SENIOR CENTER COMING EVENTS
songsters gained repore with their --
appreciative audience and filled a half hour 1, Bake Sale May 2nd to be held at the
with really good old time music. Its nice Fridley State Bank - watch for more
that we have people like the Choralaires who information.
help to keep us in touch with our by-gone
days. Cheers to the Choralaires. 2. I am hoping that the Chore Services
Program for Seniors of Fridley will
SILVER PAGES UPDATE be in place by July of this year.
• This program will help seniors with their
The first phase of the Silver Pages will soon- home repairs, such as plumbing, electrical
be coming to an end. Donna Brauson from work, etc. There will be a small charge
Southwestern Bell Media indicates that the 0 for this service. I will have more infor-
first directory wil be mailed in June to ' �' mation on this subject at a later date.
those whose applications have been received
at that time. Tony Lorbeski
Tony Lorbeski will be accepting applications Sr. Center Manager
through the summer if you wish to take - -
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The Senior Advisory Board MINNESOTA ELDERHOSTEL 1986
for the
FRIDLEY SENIOR CITIZEN CENTER
- 7th St. N.E. An exciting summer awaits you if you get
6085
6085 -00, ext. 222 involved in the Minnesota Elderhostel
is sponsoring a fund raiser Program. Elderhostel, a program for people
BAKE SALE over 60 , is a combination of the best
AT traditions of education and hosteling .
FRIDLEY STATE BANK Inspired by the youth hostels and folk
on schools of Europe, Minnesota Elderhostel
Friday, May 2, from 9.00 a.m. on -- provides one week experiences of campus life
and academic stimulation. Elderhostel is for
Your help is needed! We will need lots (yes any older person who has not finished
lots!) of home baked goods to sell. Profits learning.
will go toward continued funding for
operation of the Senior Center. Our hope is The colleges in this area which offer
that Fridley seniors will support this Elderhostel Programs include:
effort.
Augsburg College
Donations must be home baked , Bethel College
non-refrigerated items covered thoroughly in Hamline University
saran wrap or baggies. According to health St. Cloud State University
regulations, no cream pies, cheese cakes, University of Minnesota
pumpkin pies, etc. that could spoil if left College of St. Catherine
setting out can be sold. Colorful ribbons or College of St. Thomas
decorations will attract buyers attention, so Concordia College
be creative in your packaging if you like. Macalaster College
If you could help us by donating items to the There are no exams , no grades, and no
sale, please fill out the form below and mail required homework. If you want to see the
to the address above (Sr. Center) . exciting brochure, call the Minnesota
Elderhostel office at
-------------------------------------------- 376-2704
Name: �O
Address:
Phone:
Please fill in a number (s) next to the
item(s) you would like to bake and check
whether or not you will need a driver to pick
up your donation. The Merchants at Skywood Mall are extending a
special invitation to you to come see our
cake pie coffee cake newly remodeled Mall and help us celebrate
Cookies (dozen(s) cup cakes our Grand Reopening April 1st through April
bars bread other 5th. Skywood Mall has been completely
Need pick up? Yes No remodeled and has added new retail stores,
opened a 3 story office complex and a 100
For more info, call Ardie at 786-8678. Your room Best Western Inn.
participation will make this effort a
success! Skywood Mall has designated Tuesday, April 1,
1 1986, as Senior Citizens Day. We invite you
and your friends to come and see our new
mall, shop our special discounts for you,
1 listen and enjoy the entertainment we have
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drawings throughout the week, and have some
refreshments. Our special sales will be all
�\AA Iii day, entertainment starts at 10 : 00 a.m./ Vol ` / featuring Melody Express, Anoka Hi-Steppers,
Chuck Allison Band and the Columbia Heights
` Choir.
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FRIDLEY FRIENDLY FOLKS "Senior Discount Day"
This Winter has been a very long session, and Every Tuesday at the ARC Warehouse Seniors
we are still not over the snow and cold. We receive a 50% discount on all clothing items.
are all looking forward to a real nice spring The ARC Warehouse is a thrift store sponsored
and it can't come too fast. Hope you all by the Anoka County ARC (Association for
have been well and happy since I've written Retarded Citizens) . The store is located in
in this Newsletter. We missed you all while the newly remodeled Skywood Mall just off of
we were gone and its sure nice to get back I-694 and Central Avenue N.E. in Fridley.
home. Our meeting for March 18 was a "Easter
Bingo" Party. Hope you all attended and had The long range goal is to make the store self
a good time. supporting and to have it staffed by Senior
Volunteers. The store is also planned as a
Things to remember: April 1st will be a program to train developmentally disabled
"Game Party" with Ardie Chesney, Margaret adults in retail sales. The ARC Warehouse's
Larson, and Teddy Sasek in charge. Come out success in widely due to community support
and bring a new friend and let' s get our and donations which are tax deductable.
membership count up!
Any Senior Citizen willing to volunteer his
April 15 we will be entertained by the large or her time at the store should call the ARC
Orchestra from Fridley Schools. We are Warehouse at 571-4538.
privileged to have this fine group of
children come to our meeting this day.
Please all try to put this on your calendar � (
and came!
May 6th Our Annual "Basket Social" - Plan for BOWLING NOTES by Bernie
this event. Bill Campbell's series of 619 was the best
Thanks to Esther Campbell and all the for last month's bowling. It included games
member's that so graciously helped with the of 176/222/221. Fred Schultz followed with
games of 218/191/189, series of 598. Howie
meetings while I was on vacation. Schultz topped high game with 234/589.
I would like to close for the time with a
Tillie Lindberg again placed the women' s
poem by Barbara Burrow: action with her 218/539 score. Bernice
" Briesemeister followed totaling 493 with the
Old Friendship are the Dearest" help of their 201 single games.
Though many of life's pleasures Many more familiar faces are seen now with
May change from year to year, the return of the lucky vacationers from the
Old Friendship's never change at all sunny climes. Welcome back!
Except to grow more dear,
And just like cherished memories,
They have a place apart SENIOR NUTRITION NEWS
A place reserved forever
In a corner of the heart. Wednesday April 9th is Bring a Friend Day
with a special menu of stuffed baked pork
chop and strawberry cream pie. April is
"Bring a Friend" month and the site with the
most new diners (people coming for the first
Senior Golf League 1986time or who haven't been here since Oct. 1st,
n 1985) will be the winners. We now have the
trophy for our area and want to keep it.
With the continued growth of the Fridley
Senior Golf League, important changes may Thursday, April 24th is our Volunteer
need to be addressed to accommodate new Recognition Party honoring all our great
players interested in joining the league. At Senior Dining volunteers. The party will
the meeting on April 14th - 10 : 00 a.m. - start at 11 : 15 a.m. with snacks and
Community Education Library, we will discuss entertainment.
possible alternatives. Hopefully 1985 League
members will attend the Spring meeting and Wednesday, April 30th is our Birthday Party
voice their opinions. starting at 11:30 with punch and treats.
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HEALTH FAIR OUTING
A Health Fair is coming to Norhttown Mall April 11 & 12. Here is your
chance to participate in a TV 11 Health Fair in your community.
This fair will include:
Screenings TV 00 HEALTH FAIR
-Height & Weight
-Vision
-Blood Pressure
-Blood Chemistry Tests *(Cornonary Risk Profile) $15.00 charge
(Optional)
-Summary & Referral Station
Demonstrations
Displays
Free Information
The Health Fair is free except for the optional blood chemistry
test. ($15.00)
*A 12 hour fast is required for the Blood Chemistry Test. This means
nothina to eat or drink for 12 hours before the test except water, tea,
coffee with artificial sweetner only, (no cream) , or diet soda.
Medications may be taken, but must be accompanied by one of the approved
drinks listed above.
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AMERICAN RID CROSS - ANOKA COUNTY
CLASSES AND VOLUNTEER OPPORTUNITIES
The following safety courses sponsored by the American Red Cross, are being
offered to the public during March. For registration or course
information, call the Anoka County Office at 421-3398.
CPR CLASSES:
MOD March 4, 5 6:00-10:00 p.m. Fridley KC Hall
T/W 6831 Highway 65, Fridley
MOD March 11, 13 6:00-10:00 p.m. Small World Daycare
T/Th 6740 Highway 10 NW, Anoka
MULTI MEDIA FIRST AID
$20.00 March 3, 5 6:00-10:00 p.m. Columbia Hts. High School
M/W 1400 - 49 Avenue NE,
Room 208, Col. Heights
$20.00 March 17, 19 6:00-10:00 p.m. Fridley KC-6831 Hwy. 65
Fridley
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1. I came, I thawed, I transferred.
2. Survive Minnesota & the rest of the world is easy. '
3. If you love Minnesota, raise your right ski.
4. Minnesota - where visitors turn blue with envy.
5. Save a Minnesotan - eat a mosquito.
6. One day it's warm, the rest of the year it's cold.
7. Minnesota - home of the blonde hair and blue ears.
8. Minnesota - mosquito supplier to the free world.
9. Minnesota - come fall in love with a loon.
10. Land of many cultures - mostly throat.
11. Where the elite meet the sleet.
12. Minnesota: Closed for glacier repairs.
13. Land of 2 seasons: winter is coming, winter is here.
14. Minnesota - glove it or leave it.
15. Minnesota - have you jump started your kid today?
16. There are only 3 things you can grow in Minnesota: colder, older,
fatter.
17. Many are cold but few are frozen.
18. Why Minnesota? To protect Ontario from Iowa.
19. You are entering Minnesota: use alternate route.
20. Minnesota - theater of sneezes.
21. Jack Frost must like it in Minnesota - he spends half his life here.
. 22. Land of 10,000 Petersons.
23. Land of the ski and home of the crazed.
24. Minnesota - home of the Mispi, Missispp (where the river starts) .
25. 10,000 lakes and no sharks!
26. In Minnesota - ducks don't fly south, people do!
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